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Joke of the Day

"If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors."

"Facing charges for attacking a man on New Years Eve.. Well, excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."

"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""

"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"

"Why aren't scientists harnessing my dog's ability to produce an infinite amount of hair to power the planet?"

"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"

"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"

"Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section."

"This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code."