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Joke of the Day

"Instead of calling them flyover states we should call them comments section."

"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"

"My roommate from California was homesick So I stole his water bottle to make him feel more at home."

"What is the bibliophile's favorite website? Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up."

"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"

"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"

"I was walking in a chemistry lab. I tripped on some acid."

"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."

"Atheists are Popeless romantics."

"What is the biggest joke? Reddit."