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Joke of the Day

"Putting my Christmas decorations on the house across the street so I can, you know, see them."

"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"

"Oh man, I've got this mate thats addicted to drinking brake fluid. He thinks he can stop at anytime."

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"

"I was once involved in a sex ring... until my circle of friends said that things were getting awkward."

"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"

"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"

"11/9 The day America terrorized themselves."

"I just became a proud dad today... My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."