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Joke of the Day

"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"

"Do they sell 2017 calendars by the month? Not sure I want to commit to a full year."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."

"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""

"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"

"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."

"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"

"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."