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Joke of the Day

"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""

"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."

"What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever."

"Big Smoke walks into a bar He ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large beer."

"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."

"Can I ask you a self-referential question?"

"Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !"

"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."

"Could you guys not make jokes about the holocaust here? My grandfather died in the holocaust, and it's really offending me. He fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz"

"No, I do not have food in my teeth; haven't you ever heard of tooth freckles? Now go away & leave me that toothpick. Jerk."