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Joke of the Day

"Facing charges for attacking a man on New Years Eve.. Well, excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? In the US you can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"

"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"

"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"

"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"

"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"

"Why do asian parents give their children short names? More time on tests."

"Q: What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."

"How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard..."