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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't scientists harnessing my dog's ability to produce an infinite amount of hair to power the planet?"

"My friend told me it's impossible to avoid cops But I know there's waze."

"Wanna hear a joke? [removed]"

"You say I'm handsome but you also said your employer cancelled your optical coverage & you haven't had new glasses in 4 years, but thanks."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *(choking sounds)*"

"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"

"No adult entertainment companies around here that offer fireman strippers, so we're starting a fire and hoping a slutty one shows up."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"

"What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two? Careful, you might be getting screwed."

"I think if we trained bears to fly planes people wouldn't worry about hijacking because they'd be too worried about bears."