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Joke of the Day

"What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea"

"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"

"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""

"I bet that Heimlich was just a perv who molested people from behind, and one time accidentally saved someone from choking."

"""Opening a llama acting school called 'Save the Drama for your Llama."" ""No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?"""

"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"

"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."

"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."