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Joke of the Day

"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"

"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."

"My wife cheated on me after I told her about my watchmaker buddy... I guess I should get a big clock, too."

"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"

"Why did the Tinman not go to the ball? His heart wasn't in it."

"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."

"My biggest fear is racists. And blacks."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."