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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"

"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."

"Today my engineering final exam friend please pray for me all is well. hhhhhhhhhh it's joke my wife birth a baby so it's my engineering"

"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."

"Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes."

"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read? The braille left her lips numb."

"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"

"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."