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Joke of the Day

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."

"Have you ever woken up because of a boner? Alarm cock."

"FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up"

"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"

"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"

"Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag."

"I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers."

"No One Understands Me I'm a barefooter, so no one can walk a mile in my shoes."

"Missed connection. You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response."