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"Doctor, doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Just a minute!"
"You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due"
"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."
"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."
"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."
"TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: When my son was 7 he pissed me off so badly I pressed all the elevator buttons knowing every new rider would blame him."
"What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !"
"What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."