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Joke of the Day

"How do you ""titty fuck"" a seven-year old? Break her shoulders"

"I think my Waffle House waitress moonlights with AT&T; because I'm getting absolutely no service."

"Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted."

"What do you have when life gives you melons? Dyslexia."

"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"

"I thought I'd repost an old joke... Oops wrong sub..."

"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."

"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."