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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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"Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as ""man surprised his credit card was declined"""
"Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A: A fuel injected pickle."
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."
"Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head."
"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."
"The average strokes per game at Wimbledon is 15, unless Maria Sharapova is playing then it is considerably higher..."
"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."