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Joke of the Day

"A potato don't look like much but w/ the proper preparation, it can be great in so many ways. Now go out there and be your best potato"

"What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry..."

"I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house"

"Have you guys tried McDonald's new Premium McWrap? So much better than the Budget McWrap, which is a dead mouse in a cabbage leaf."

"In ""Come As You Are"", Kurt Cobain kept repeating ""And I swear that I don't have a gun""... ...he lied."

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"A friend told me to try Viagra, he said it'll make me feel like James Bond. I don't know about that but I can defiantly feel my Rodger Moore."

"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."

"What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner? The cold shoulder"

"How does a Jew make his tea? Hebrews it!"