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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection A fake name and fake phone number."
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"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."
"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."
"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."