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Joke of the Day
"If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun."
Next Joke
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."
"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""
"Hear about the guy that built a car out of a bank vault? He wanted to be a safe driver."
"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."
"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."
"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"
"Nothing worse than meeting the right person at the wrong time in your life."
"[Pizza falls on the ground] Hold HOLD! -Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it's been a full five seconds."
"There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic."