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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the guy that built a car out of a bank vault? He wanted to be a safe driver."
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"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."
"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
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"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"