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Joke of the Day

"Why do black men hate posting on reddit? Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent."

"I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life. If I died tomorrow."

"Jaws How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff? She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach"

"Ever hear about that guy who sued the door factory? It was an open and shut case."

"3 guys walk into a bar you would think one of them would have seen it."

"What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."

"It's annoying how mirrors are always all like, ""Hey, c'mere. I wanna show you something gross about you."""

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea."