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Joke of the Day
"Smartphones are pacifiers for adults."
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"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"
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