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Joke of the Day

"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"

"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."

"Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?"

"It's ironic that most people don't understand irony"

"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"

"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font."