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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"
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"Know your customer. Think like an idiot."
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""
"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"
"Many women say a guy who makes them laugh is all they want. They fail to mention all the things it takes to put them in the mood to laugh."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? For the 23rd flavor."
"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."
"Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt-aTq0hxM"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snow balls"
"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."