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Joke of the Day
"MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots."
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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Billy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles is his neighbour."
"What did the Hand say to the Penis when they first met.... Nice to beat you!"
"would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go ""ahh makes sense"""
"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."
"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""
"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."
"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."
"Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer."
"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"