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Joke of the Day
"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."
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"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"
"Do math majors get degrees or radians?"
"My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!"
"SHOUTS OUT TO ALL THE BIRDS THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF FLIGHT BUT THEY STILL OUT THERE GRINDIN ANYWAY"
"Alzheimer's Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease. Geezer: Well at least I don't have cancer."
"Dating is hard because guys are like ""You're hot, can we do butt stuff yet?"" and girls are like ""It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"""
"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"
"My girlfriend said if this gets 200 votes, we'll try anal. Just kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend."
"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."