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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"

"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."

"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."

"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"You're like school in the summertime - no class."

"I contacted Screwfix the other day. Once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency."

"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

"Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... And he'll wanna use your yacht!"

"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."