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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"
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"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."
"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"
"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."
"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."
"I always say ""I was wondering when you'd find me"" when I get in my car. That way if someone's ever in the backseat I'll look cool as shit."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Not Going To Try This Again"
"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."