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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife still misses America Online... ...BUT HER **A.I.M.** IS GETTING BETTER!"
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"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""
"My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled."
"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"
"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"
"How Many Jews Does It Take To Open A Door? Obviously more than 6 million..."
"""I'd hit that!"" -Helpful blackjack dealer"
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."
"How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but fuck if I know how they got in there"
"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""