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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said if this gets 200 votes, we'll try anal. Just kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend."

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"Which lip am I supposed to bite to look sexy in selfies? Cuz I look like a werewolf when I bite my top lip"

"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"

"I'm going to say sky diving is probably not for me since I just screamed when the toilet seat shifted."

"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."

"I just auditioned for a home makeover show because I'm too lazy to vacuum."

"I bought my friend an elephant for their room They said ""Thank you"" I said ""Don't mention it"""

"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."