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Joke of the Day
"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."
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"(Dirty) joke from 14th century (or maybe even older) What is long and likes to pry in a hole? A key."
"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."
"When attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."
"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."
"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"
"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."