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Joke of the Day
"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."
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"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Step 4: Step 5: Step 6: Step 7: Step 8: Step 9: Step 10: Step 11: Step 12: Step 13: Step 14: Step 15: Step 16: Step 17: Step 18: Step 19: Step 20:"
"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."
"Me: *goes to jail for murdering coworkers* Boss: You're still coming in early tomorrow, right?"
"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."
"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."
"So Jared Fogle is heading to prison. I wonder if he'll go for a six inch or try the footlong?"
"Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns."