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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""

"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."

"Eskimos.. What do eskimos do when it gets cold? They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder? They turn on the candle."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck."

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"Since I started dating my girlfriend half a year ago I became a millionaire 6 months ago I was a billionaire."

"Due to Michael Jackson's passing..."

"I tried to fix my shovel today, but I just couldn't handle it."

"A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"