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Joke of the Day
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
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"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"
"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."
"Her: have you had the sex talk with our son yet? Me: *looks over at son wearing crocs* I think we can wait a few years"
"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"My local's rough as anything. I went to the pub quiz the other night-First question was What the f*ck are you looking at?"
"what is the hardest part of being a pedophile? I dunno, probably making friends and fitting in"
"Did you know that if you were to print out every single page on the internet, and stack them all, one on top of the other... ... environmentalists would go fucking nuts."
"Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay."