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Joke of the Day
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
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"I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt."
"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."
"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"
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"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"Probably the rudest thing you can do to a stingray is catch it with a fishing pole and then fly it like a kite."
"Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit."