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Joke of the Day

"Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song? Reach For The **Stats**."

"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."

"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"

"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"

"Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""

"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"

"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."

"Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage."