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Joke of the Day

"[in hell] Me: *sneeze* The devil: bless you Me, waving as I float to heaven: haha, fool the devil: DAMN YOU Me, floating back to hell: dang"

"My new mixtape is called GPA... And it's about to drop"

"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."

"I'm reading a book about a duck who questions it's faith in God . . . It's called ""Are you there God, it's me magret de canard"""

"Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends? Their i's don't work"

"Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore? Because she's taken enough hits."

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"