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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."
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"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."
"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."
"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."
"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."
"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"
"Nothing soothes the soul like seeing a huge muscular guy walking with a tiny ice cream cone"
"What do the official USGA rules state when... you and your opponent are looking for his ball, and he claims to have found it, but you know he is lying because you have it in your pocket?"
"Excuse me Ladies, but my eyes are up here."