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Joke of the Day
"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."
Next Joke
"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"
"New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy. It's called ""Ear Bud."""
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she said ""is that the best you can do?""."
"What deadly disease can bowls contract? Ebowla"
"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."
"Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting? Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold."
"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"
"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."