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Joke of the Day
"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""
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"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"
"Quit college. Become an oven. Get up to like 500 degrees."
"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."
"Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove"
"Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic bank robber H ran in to the bank with his gun drawn and yelled ""Put your air up in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up""!"
"What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress One interacts with felons, half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill."
"My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore."
"Have you ever traveled in time? How about now?"
"How many stoners does it take to, ah... unhhhh.........."