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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."
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"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."
"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately."
"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."
"A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win."
"Favorite cannibal movies: 3) Cannibal Holocaust 2) Cannibal Ferox 1) She's Having a Baby"
"What do you call a group of eight cowards? Octopussies."