209032

Joke of the Day

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"I guess hookers are getting into the holiday spirit. I seen one today advertising pumpkin spice pussy."

"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."

"I just got back from my friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball... It was a lovely service."

"Know why Trump supporters are so obsessed with ""cuck""? Because they can't wait to watch him fuck their families."

"Why don't ghosts have legs? Because they're so white the can't dance."

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"

"[briefing] CIA DIRECTOR: We have a leak... CIA PLUMBER: (slowly stands up) CIA DIRECTOR: In our operation. CP: (slowly sits back down)"

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne"