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Joke of the Day
"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"
Next Joke
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable."
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle . Always wet but nothing to ride"
"""Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt!"" ""DOCTOR PLEASE SHE IS CODING! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!"""
"Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"
"What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee? Alphabet Soup."
"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"