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Joke of the Day
"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
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"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"
"Financial Tip: When laundering money, always separate the bills from the coins and use the delicate cycle with a gentle detergent."
"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""
"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"
"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? They say he had loco-motives."
"The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."
"Online dates are like recipes... they never look like the picture."