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Joke of the Day
"Online dates are like recipes... they never look like the picture."
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"Why did the cautious gambler never go camping? He didn't want to stake his tent."
"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""
"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."
"Why did the cultists adopt a dead child? They wanted to raise the dead."
"You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom"
"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"
"Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies"
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"