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Joke of the Day

"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"

"Car broke down. Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull."

"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"

"My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out."

"Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!"

"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"

"Me: I don't like online shopping. I'm old school. I need to touch it, smell it, taste it. Her: I still need you to leave our lingerie store."

"It's a shame that most things aren't pies. More things should be pies."

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"

"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."