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Joke of the Day
"This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all."
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"I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie... ...it's gonna be a blockbuster."
"Did you know that Erwin Schrodinger's funeral was closed casket? He was buried (|Dead> + |Alive>) / sqrt(2)"
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
"[Dads birthday] ""Make a wish Dad"" *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy"
"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"
"Doctor: ""We got your test results back. I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."" Cat: ""Oh my god..."""
"What does a selfie stick and a tampon have in common? Both have a cunt at the end of them"
"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."