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Joke of the Day
"You know who really likes debates? De fish"
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"Over the past year my sexual perversions have been getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."
"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."
"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."
"*throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*"
"Pizza slices are like fucks. I give none."
"When a programmer is born, what are their first words? ""Hello world!"""
"What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail"
"Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf"
"Despite hating tomatoes, I was a tomato in a school play. I put my personal beliefs aside and nailed the role because I was a professional."