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Joke of the Day

"What does a selfie stick and a tampon have in common? Both have a cunt at the end of them"

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

"Why did Wolverine stop checking his e-mail? He kept forgetting his Logan and password."

"I paid for my meal at McDonald's with love. [NSFW] I pulled out some money and the cashier was like, ""no, let me see you fuck this Big Mac instead."""

"Perms are just rad skateparks for lice."

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids"

"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery."

"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"