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Joke of the Day

"What does a selfie stick and a tampon have in common? Both have a cunt at the end of them"

"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."

"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Canoe tips."

"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"

"I dropped my phone in the toilet, so I put it in a bowl of rice, and waited for the Asians to come and fix it."

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."

"5: ""Why is the moon so bright?"" Me: ""It's not, it's pretty dim actually."" Moon: ""I heard that."""

"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."

"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."