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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
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"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"
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"itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself itself.... -history"