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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes no eye deer (i'll see myself out)"

"Guys: What should you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco? Kick that shit to Oakland!!"

"My wife gets really annoyed when I make sexual requests. The other night, I asked her if we could try the praying mantis' position and she tore my head off"

"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."

"Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2015 school bully"

"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"

"Looting has hit London's Covent Garden Specifically the new Apple Store. Police are looking for iWitnesses."

"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."

"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."

"What do you call a bag of tiny crosses? Jesus Pieces."