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Joke of the Day

"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."

"John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart."

"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"Do you know who Candice is?? Candice who?? Candice dick fit in your mouth??"

"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."

"Reporter: are you nervous about the fight? Me nervously: no Reporter: he said he's going to 'rip your heart out' Me crying: but I need it"

"Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems? Because they have trouble taking a Wii."

"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."

"I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt! *runs away flirting*"