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Joke of the Day

"You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!"

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"What sort of activity is eagle hunting classified as these days? ILLEAGLE activity."

"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"I didn't think a McDonald's Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did... OMG, I ATE THE TOY!"

"One guy says to another, ""I feel like a million bucks!"" And the other guy says, ""Me, too! But how can we get it?"" Title."

"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."

"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."