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Joke of the Day

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."

"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""

"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"

"Guess what? I fucked your mom"

"I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. I'm not fluent in nonsense."

"Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said ""Can you hear me now?"" the NSA was quietly answering ""Yes we can."""

"I love how you can tell how slutty a girl is by the size of her hoop earrings."