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Joke of the Day
"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."
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"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."
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"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."
"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."
"What happens when The Past, Present, and Future walk in to a bar? It becomes very tense."
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